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WHAT EVERY MOTHER FEARS

Tampons and Cigarettes

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?".
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!

Did you hear about the guy who read that 90% of accidents happen within 10 miles of home?
He moved!



10 Blonde Science Fair Projects:

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7) Are knives sharp?
6) Can sharks hurt a human?
5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3) Can I eat broken glass and live?
2) Can dogs talk?
1) Are blondes really dumb?

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Q) Why are men so smart while having sex?


A) They are plugged into a genius

Q) Why did Cinderella get kicked off of the baseball team?

A) She ran away from the ball.







How would you like to have hair like this?

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